May 12
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May 06
I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.
- Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
- Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
- Lemu = Stench
- Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
- Sallittu = Permitted
- Kuuma = Hot
- Venäjä = Russia
- Letku = Hose
- Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
- Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
- Riutta = Reef
- Takaperä = Rearback
- Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
- Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
- Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
- Pöljä = Dumbass
- Alapitkä = Lower Long
- Sälliperä = Bro Rear
- Paisua = To Swell
- Egypti = Egypt
- Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
- Kapee = Narow
- Koura = Large Hand
- Myrkky = Poison
- Tiukka = Tight
- Housu = Pant (as in pants)
- Vuoto = Leak
- Varvas = Toe
- Möykky = Lump
- Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
- Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
- Vetelä = Sloppy
- Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
- Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
- Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
- Punaperä = Redrear
- Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
- Terska = Foreskin
- Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
- Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
- Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
- Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
- Oranki = Orangutang
- Vyöni = My Belt
- Kiimamaa = Heatland
- Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
- Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
- Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
- Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
- Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
- Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end
It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.
Bless the Finns.
Best part about this is that Turku’s presented. Because there’s nothing wrong about the name, BUT OH MAN EVERYONE HATES TURKU
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